Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Who wants to take me to the aquarium in atlanta? I'll let you brush my hair. What are the rules

and do i have to follow them?



Who wants to take me to the aquarium in atlanta? I'll let you brush my hair. What are the rules in your car

yeah, let's go man! the only rules are, you have to keep my mastiff appeased by feeding him every 6 minutes, and there's no polo games allowed in the car.



Who wants to take me to the aquarium in atlanta? I'll let you brush my hair. What are the rules in your car

sure, what the hell Report It



Who wants to take me to the aquarium in atlanta? I'll let you brush my hair. What are the rules in your car

uh you dont have hair



Who wants to take me to the aquarium in atlanta? I'll let you brush my hair. What are the rules in your car

Keep your mouth shut and buckle up...or this car ain't movin!



Yes, you have to follow them!



Who wants to take me to the aquarium in atlanta? I'll let you brush my hair. What are the rules in your car

Sorry, Hotlanta is an 8 hour drive from here. What hair?



Who wants to take me to the aquarium in atlanta? I'll let you brush my hair. What are the rules in your car

just don't wake me when I fall asleep



I swear the car drives itself



if you do, you're out



Grass, gas or a s s.....you pick



Who wants to take me to the aquarium in atlanta? I'll let you brush my hair. What are the rules in your car

The rules in my pick up are as follows:



sit down



buckle up



shut up



and hang on.



Who wants to take me to the aquarium in atlanta? I'll let you brush my hair. What are the rules in your car

1.buckle up



2.i control the radio



3.no losing bone fragments in my car



4.no smoking in my car



5.i dont want to hear how you became a skeleton



6.you pay for the gas



7.you pay for the aquarium



8.take your psych meds because your are delusional that you have hair.



9.you cant eat in the car because where will the food go,you have no stomach?



10.dont tell me you need to make a pit stop to pee you have no bladder!



Who wants to take me to the aquarium in atlanta? I'll let you brush my hair. What are the rules in your car

i don't feel like driving there. i will take you anywhere in florida. what hair can i brush? my only rule is that all passengers have to be topless and sit in a car seat.



Who wants to take me to the aquarium in atlanta? I'll let you brush my hair. What are the rules in your car

Sounds fishy.



I never impose, nor follow rules.

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